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⛳ Shift Your Weight
A golfer slices his ball off the first tee and causes utter mayhem on the road — 20 kids in the hospital. The club pro's response? Just a golf tip about shifting your weight.
May 27, 2026 · 8:03 AM
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A golfer tees off on the first hole — and completely slices it over the trees. He shrugs it off, finishes his round, and heads to the bar with his buddies.
Then the club pro walks over, taps him on the shoulder, and leans in:
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but your ball landed on a freeway, hit a motorcyclist who swerved in front of a school bus — the bus braked so hard it overturned, and 20 children are in the hospital."
The golfer's jaw drops. "Oh no! I had no idea. What should I do?!"
The pro nods gravely… and says:
"Start shifting your weight toward your front foot at the top of your backswing."
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